Segway is The Wrongway

For a very, very brief moment in time, the Segway was the new vehicle of the hour, the promised future of human motion! But in less than a few years, the underwhelming Segway was rejected by the general population and relegated to small tourist groups and dusty old garages.

But whether you still root for the Segway or not, you have to admit that Segways don’t belong in the gym. Considering they are basically a replacement for walking, it doesn’t make much sense to take your Segway to the treadmill, does it? That routine is as effective as an ashtray on a motorcycle!

Dad Bod? Think Again!

We get it, guys. Being a dad isn’t easy, and it’s okay if you let yourself go a little bit to take good care of little Jimmy. And if you’re an out-of-shape dad who’s feeling bad about himself right now, just remember that the Internet was once crazy about dad bods!

But while all types of dad bods are beautiful, we still have to show some respect for the utter determination of this super-fit super-dad. He found an easy way of taking care of little Jimmy without letting go of his routine. The only downside? It can be dangerous to handle massive weight bars so close to a child.

The Weight of Asgard