Mr. & Mrs. Vampire

The best part about two vampires getting married is that they can skip the whole “until death tears us apart” thing. Unless Buffy, the Vampire Slayer was mistakenly invited to the ceremony, these two will be lucky to spend eternity together, relentlessly hunting for blood while avoiding pointy stakes and daytime.

Needless to say, these two newlywed vampires have picked a cake to match their love for blood. While the red in their faces may just be some strawberry jam, we’re pretty sure that garlic isn’t part of the reception’s menu!